Close your eyes.
monicle-lewinsky:


i’m a little teapot
short and stout
heir ist mein handle
heir ist mein spout
when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout
open ze oven and take zem out!


This is horrible but I can’t stop laughing…

monicle-lewinsky:

i’m a little teapot

short and stout

heir ist mein handle

heir ist mein spout

when ze jews all steam up i vant to shout

open ze oven and take zem out!

This is horrible but I can’t stop laughing…

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